Having a Baby is As Awesome As Being A Traumatized War Vet

Here's another reason getting knocked up is about as appealing to me as cancer. You might get PTSD. Good times.

And even better, one expert says, once you have PTSD, you have it forever. "You can definitely improve from it, but something can always bring it up." Just one more way babies can totally ruin your life.

I Don't Need a $2000.00 Phone Bill

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Your Kids Will Kill You Over Chores

This is why I don't have a kid: Teen Murders Parents Over Chores