More Reasons I Don't Have a Kid

If I had this woman's life I'd want to kill myself.

Saw two couples last week who'd recently had children. One dad walked up to the other with an especially life-like, boob-shaped bottle, shoved it into his friend's face and said "does this smell right?" I said, "did you just ask him to sniff your wife's breast milk?" They both stared at me like I was the crazy one.

I never want to get to a point in my life where my husband is asking his friends to sniff something that came out of me. This is why I don't have a kid.