Thursday, July 9, 2009

Your Kids Will Probably Get Laid A Lot Younger Than You Did


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If I didn't want kids before 21st century technology, I sure as hell don't want them now. The last thing I need to be doing is worrying about my child downloading bukkake videos on YouTube (something I was blissfully unaware even existed pre-internet) or sexting their classmates. The very thought of having a 12 year old daughter texting nude photos of herself to boys at school is enough to make my ovaries shrivel.

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